Colonel Gaddafi talks from the grave.

What a prat!  Sorry I didn't mean to say that.  I am supposed to be a serious and respectable commentator on world events.  The right honourable, worshipful, Muamamamamamar Gaddafi (what is that name anyway it sounds like a cow giving birth) has made a very short audio tape to assure folk that he is alive and well.  (See Gaddafi Taunts NATO in Audio Recording.)  He says he is in a place where they can't kill him and lives in the hearts of millions.  Sounds dead to me.  He always was dead from the neck up maybe he's talking from the other orifice available to him.  Like the shirt though.